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bryan:
DVDs... Check out the special edition of Tobe Hooper's Texas
Chainsaw
Massacre and you'll agree- VHS ain't nothing but a big
bag of bull balls...
"Be kind rewind," your mamma...
David Indish: The last ten
years have brought us many a technological wonder, the running
zombie, for example. However no such breakthrough can trump
what has to be, without question, the greatest scientific
and technical accomplishment by mankind in the entire history
of civilization: the Brita® Water Filtration System. Growing
up in an area where the water, if gathered in sufficient quantities,
gives off a pale, unhealthy yellow glow, the Brita® Water
Filtration System is a must-have. Although I didn't have it
then, when I was growing up, which may explain a few things.
Suffice it to say, I love my Brita® Water Filtration System;
I spend many happy hours filling it with course, unfiltered
water, and gleefully watching as it slowly trickles through
the carbon filter into the reservoir below. Can there be any
greater joy?
Mark Kalar: The invention of
disposable cleaning supplies, i.e. the Swiffer family of products.
Now, when I clean, not only do I have the pleasure of seeing
exactly how much waste I as an individual am producing when
I take bags of garbage out, but the act of cleaning itself
produces additional waste. Yes! Take that! Submit, Mother
Nature, submit!
Stephen McClurg: My favorite,
but not by any means the most useful, technological development
of the past 10 years is the DVD. Unedited, crisp versions
of Eraserhead, Harryhausen films, and various independent
freak-outs like the Guinea Pig box set sure make for
relaxed Saturday nights. Although it may not qualify as a
technological development, Netflix is pretty damn cool, too.
Keith Pille: I suppose it's
a pretty trivial piece of technology, but I'm really happy
with wireless Internet access. Being able to get my compute
on from anywhere in the house (but usually the couch) has
changed my life in a pretty fundamental way. Ten years ago,
I was complaining to anyone who asked about how much I hated
computers; these days, I have a low-end Toshiba laptop more
or less permanently attached to me whenever I'm at home. Recognize
an actor and want to see what else he's been in? Pop online!
Can't remember what a subduction zone is? Pop online! Want
to check the weather radar before heading out for a bike ride?
You get the drill.
Don Pizarro: This one's easy: USB flash drives! The
ability to jam files onto something the size of my thumb into
something that holds more data than every computer I've previously
owned, combined--astounding! No CD burning time wasted because
I accidentally nudged my laptop. Plus, the ability to pass
it around in a small circle of greedy people like a joint--a
true marvel!
Simon Riordan: Velcro. No more
messing with silly shoelaces!
Jonathan Shipley: Smart bombs.
I love 'em. Stupid foreign countries can't defend our smart
bombs. They're smart, our bombs. The countries we bomb are
dumb. Stupid stupid countries. We'll bomb 'em, bomb 'em with
smart bombs.
Amethyst Vineyard: Apple iTunes
internet radio. I spend whole weekends getting my Garrison
Keillor fix from NPR stations around the country.
My least favorite technological developments
are those blue lights on the backs of traffic signals that
let you know someone's watching you.
Grant Weeks: Sex with another
person - I've only known it for about 10 years and I must
say, I'm impressed.
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