Ooooh, Chuck, you took cynicism to strange new places! And established your hard-core masculinity with such a tough anticonsumerist stance! You brave, brave soul, speaking truth to the power of IKEA! I'm impressed! Really, really impressed.

Blech. I don't know if it's my age, or maybe long-term overdose, but tough-guy nihilism just seems a lot more pathetic than cool tome these days.

Fight Club in a nutshell: 208 pages of a gigantic cock waving around.