7.10.06
Volume 2, Issue 20
You look like a man who could really use some Wavy Lay's.
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Up-Sells Recommended to Me by the Clerk at a Gas Station Near My Apartment

(in chronological order)

by Joel Jensen

1)American Spirit Cigarettes
2)Frito-Lay French Onion Dip
3)Cream
4)Frito-Lay French Onion Dip
5)Day-old Donuts
6)Wavy Lays Potato Chips
7)Wavy Lays Potato Chips
8)Wavy Lays Potato Chips
9)American Spirit Cigarettes
10)Lottery Tickets
11)PDQ Tote Bag
12)Watchamacalit Bar