american nerd survey

What schoolyard insult would you most like to revive for your everyday use?

Joel Jensen: Turd burglar?  Come on, that's not a schoolyard insult, that's an adult insult.

Numb Nuts!

Mark Kalar: In the category of words-whose-meaning-I-didn't-understand-then-and-still-don't: "cocknobber". In the category of words-whose-meaning-I-didn't-understand-then-but-do-now: "dildo". To use both in a sentence: "I hate Shane; that dildo is such a cocknobber."

Keith Pille: Turd Burglar. I don't know what a turd burglar is, but I'm pretty sure I don't want to be one.

Don Pizarro: Most like to revive?  Hell, I use this one at least three times a month since the schoolyard because it's almost never failed: "Your mother's so ugly, they filmed her taking a shower and called it Gorillas in the Mist."

Simon Riordan: Dickweed (dik-w?d)
This term was popular at East School Elementary circa 1985 and typically targeted a male individual who was acting in a manner disrespectful of a classmate.  [Example: "You hit me in the head, Dickweed!"]
see also "Dillweed, Dickhead, Dickface"

Grant Weeks: "Slut" for the men and a little "Dick-Weed" action for the ladies.