american nerd survey

Fill in the quote (either coming from the phone, or from the speaker).

Rebecca Collins: "No, Master Zafar, I assure you, the humans suspect nothing. To them, I appear as a harmless toddler... No, listen to me... Now is the time to strike! Send your forces today, during nap time. Together, we'll rule the planet!"

Keith Pille: "PBR Street Gang, this is Almighty. Do you read me? Over. Air strike coordinates 44.962965, -93.253624."

Don Pizarro: "You got off light.  Know what happened to the last guy who tried what you did?  I cut off both of them!  Punk bitch."

Simon Riordan: I posted this picture at work and solicited requests for quotes.  Here are my favorites:
"Hi, this is Zoë.  Long time listener, first time caller."
"Sure, I'll take advantage of your offer.  Hold on while I get my Daddy's credit card."
"Welcome to Moviefone!  For "Chicken Little", press one..."

Grant Weeks: "Bla bla, I'm a kid.  Boring...."